We're suing Capital One for illegal, deceptive, and unfair practices. I have evidence to nail them in federal court!
Join me in a class action lawsuit that is screwing millions of customers out of BILLIONS of dollars illegally!
Send us your complaint, we'll not only send you money when we win, but will help you sue them as well, which not only will you then not owe them anything but THEY will owe YOU!
Send us your letter by July to: ByeByeGoliath@aol.com
Let's take this corrupt Giant DOWN!!! Capital One, you shouldn't have messed with me! Now I'm coming after you! Better put on your running shoes and some diapers and RUN!